{"product_id":"copy-of-fedup-service-dog-t-shirt-not-retained-still-loyal-cute-beagle-design","title":"FedUp Service Dog T-Shirt - \"Not Retained. Still Loyal.\" Cute Beagle Design","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTitle:\u003c\/strong\u003e FEDUP Fur-lo Tee: Not Retained. Still Loyal. (1st Edition 2026)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT RETAINED. STILL LOYAL.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eFEDUP Gang · 1st Edition 2026\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe notice came. The position went. The dog stayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Fur-lo, the emotional support dog of the FEDUP Gang. Nobody knows who assigned him. Everybody knows what it means when he shows up on your floor. Here he sits beside the paperwork that was supposed to end the story, in his FEDUP vest, wearing the half-smile of someone who has read the fine print and decided to stay anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one is for everyone who was told they were no longer needed and kept showing up for the mission: the ones who trained their replacements, answered the call after hours, and still believe public service means something. The org chart changed. The oath didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe first Fur-lo tee.\u003c\/strong\u003e Released with the debut of the FEDUP Gang, a weekly comic about seven people and one dog doing their jobs inside an institution that keeps reorganizing itself. New strip every Wednesday at 7:30 pm ET.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print: Fur-lo with his RIF notice, \"Not Retained. Still Loyal.\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan Softstyle 64000: lightweight, soft 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit, crew neck, tear-away label for a tag-free feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: White, Sport Grey, Light Blue, Navy, Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex sizing; see the size chart. Size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSEO description\u003c\/strong\u003e (the short summary shown under the link in Google results, about 150 characters):\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003eFur-lo, the FEDUP Gang's emotional support dog, with his RIF notice. Not Retained. Still Loyal tee, printed in the USA.\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTags:\u003c\/strong\u003e FEDUP, Fur-lo, FEDUP Gang, federal employees, RIF, public service, first edition, gift for federal employee, Fine Print Republic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50576038920278,"sku":"10964087314561702616","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50576038953046,"sku":"16835012012583532498","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":50576038985814,"sku":"32180801921162962393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50576039018582,"sku":"27524874113207590340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50576039051350,"sku":"11101559241808923519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":50576039084118,"sku":"93459267922494227134","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50576039116886,"sku":"27969297197460951470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50576039149654,"sku":"17272032196243759347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50576039182422,"sku":"33834748023234463579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":50576039215190,"sku":"20442390011285858976","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50576039247958,"sku":"31662913674559695276","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50576039280726,"sku":"26371191927168053432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50576039313494,"sku":"30305761733902440301","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50576039346262,"sku":"17359511539021347299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50576039379030,"sku":"90488499672661162011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50576039411798,"sku":"48566476728815884769","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50576039444566,"sku":"19536936238955949684","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50576039477334,"sku":"25028902604692032609","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50576039510102,"sku":"12854485666501022262","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/9038\/4470\/files\/7192395941208285005_2048.jpg?v=1791106847","url":"https:\/\/fineprintrepublic.com\/products\/copy-of-fedup-service-dog-t-shirt-not-retained-still-loyal-cute-beagle-design","provider":"Fine Print Republic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}