Escape Velocity - Eagle Tee v1

The Ironic Eagle

Same box bankers box they hand you on the way out.  This one came with wings.

 Every federal seal shows the eagle mid-flight, wings wide, symbol of an institution that endures. Ours is flying off with its desk in a cardboard box, because that's the honest version. Twenty-plus years of service, a mission you believed in, and a security escort to the lot. They call it "exploring the next chapter." You know what it actually was.

Wear it anyway. Gallows humor is what's left when the work was real and the loyalty ran one direction. Every buyer here already knows exactly what that box weighs.

Product features

- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed graphics

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat