Somebody's Favorite Bureaucrat Tee | FEDUP Federal Worker Gift Shirt

"Bureaucrat" was meant as an insult. Somebody out there knows better.

Somebody whose benefits got fixed because you wouldn't let the paperwork die. Somebody whose emergency got handled because you picked up at 4:59 on a Friday. Somebody who learned the rules exist so they work the same for everyone, and that you were the one making sure they did.

The design says it plainly: a red script "Somebody's Favorite" over massive navy block letters. Warm on top, institutional underneath, and proud of both.

For the former fed who's done apologizing for the job, and a perfect gift from the family who always knew what that work was worth.

Printed in the USA on a soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle tee.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
• Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape
• Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape that holds its shape
• Classic fit (see the size chart)
• Printed in the USA

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 86°F), inside out, with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach; do not dry-clean
• Iron on low heat, never directly on the print